I have a friend on my gymnastics team who came back from California with a funny story to tell. He went to California to pick up a new Tesla with his dad. He said that the trip was terrible. He said he fell down two flights of stairs at the air port. He also said that during the trip, the flight attendant spilled orange juice all over him. When he got to California the car was sold to someone else and they ended up suing the dealership. They went to go get lunch and my friend said that he got his french fries stolen by a homeless man who snagged them when they were sitting down. On the way home, My friend accidentally went to the bathroom during a wind turbulent and he flew off the toilet.